Paul's Corner

Well, I'm glad to hear you wash your hands!!!

Paul, I think I had another MM. Naked chicken wings? I would hope so, feathers taste AWFUL!

Love,

Mil

Millie, I think you know exactly what I am talking about!!!

...you bet, honey, without the comma after "naked" it is less shocking to old prudes,
(or is it old prunes) like me!

Love you Paul, with or without the comma.

Mil

"I went through a period of cooking naked for Andrea - pre kids of course - thought I would give her a treat!"

ROTFLMAO!

Mil,
Naked chicken wings!!! I love it!

LOL... Oh Paul, I am happy to hear about the hand washing!!

Great warning for any future "naked cookers" to stay away from splattering oily dishes!!!

Carol xoxo

Thanks, Jo!

Erica, please tell Grannie what ROTFLMAO stands for.

If it is something nice, you can tell me later, but if it's a bit raunchy, I wanna know RIGHT AWAY!

Peace and Love,

Gran Mil

Mil,
Just in case Erika isn't on right now I will tell you what it means. Hope you don't mind Erika, but it is a definition we should all know.
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

lol....nothing raunchy here sorry granny lol it just means...
"right on the floor laughing my ass off!"

just to add...lol im sure the oil splasing on pauls most delicate spots wasnt too much of a problem being that andrea was there to uh.....sooothe the pain
if you know what i mean..i can only imagine what must have gone on in that kitchen!

thanks jo...oh i thought it was right on the floor..rolling on the floor makes more sense though...you learn something everyday

I quite like the idea of a man cooking naked for me, it's a pity I don't have one right now! Not sure if I could keep my concentration on the food though things could get a little steamy!
Love
Kim

Did anyone ever watch Dharma and Greg? It was an American comedy that was on about 10 years ago. I loved that show. The couple could be very "creative" with food.

--Chicken wings and beer, cooked and served by a gorgeous naked man...hmmm....Sounds like the Aussie woman's answer to 'Hooter's'!!
America needs something like that...we could call it....(Fill in your answer here)

If my husband's bum looked half as good as Paul's, he could cook naked for me all he wants...

Okay, Paul, just one more.

A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't think so!"

Thanks, Jo and Erika, I get the idea!

If I was ever to ROTFLMO, I would never be able to get up off the floor by myself, and Ellie would have to call the paramedics!

Jo, loved that Assertive Woman Fairy Tale!

Mil

lol funny story jo

I had a MM...I left the "A" out of ROTFLMAO!!

Never, never, leave the "A" out, especially in cold weather!

Grandma Mil

Lyn B, if chicken wings and beer cooked and served by a gorgeous naked man is an Aussie woman's answer to "Hooters", maybe the American version can be called.... "Peters"!! HaaaaHaaa

I've got to comment on this post before going on to the next one.

I think cooking naked for your Andrea is an anabsolutely fabulous thing! I mean it, I'm not kidding You could actually write a cook book based on the whole subject. I could imagine the books flying off the shelves. Why not!

" maybe the American version can be called.... "Peters"!!"

hahahahahaha

Poor Peter,
I hope he finds that funny too.

Peters... LOL, I LIKE that one!!! :-)

Carol xoxo

Hooters!!! I've got a problem with that place, as do a lot of women I'm sure. I love the fact that in the beginning they actually thought people would believe that the term "hooters" was a reference to the owl they used on their signs/advertising. How dare we suggest it had something to do with women's breasts? And besides, they've got world famous chicken wings!

Hey, I'm no prude, I just don't like the exploitation. My husband actually thought he could talk me into going there seeing as how he likes chicken wings so much. Not a chance.

So...I was away for a week and came back to find out that he had taken our son there. It made for some interesting conversation;) I gave him this hypothetical scenario: Suppose a restaurant opened called NUTS!!! Their logo would be something like that Mr.Peanut guy, and OF COURSE it would be a reference to the free cashews and almonds you got with every beer. NOTHING to do with the guys in speedos (dick stickers, budgie smugglers) who were serving you. And the food would be so good you'd have to take the whole family!!

I really wanted to know if he would be comfortable in that situation. Would you feel good about taking your sons/daughters there? Because I know how special I would feel having a Hooters girl waiting on me and MY SON! ("Really Sweetie, just ignore her breasts and eat your wings.)

It all boils down to this...boobs in your face are okay, but a penis on the premises is just TOO MUCH for the kids! That's what bugs me. If you're going to sell sex, be honest about it and be fair. Don't make it so one-sided for God's sake.

Whew!!! I feel better! And...they just did a survey in the Chicago Tribune as to who has the best wings. Hooters didn't do well at all, so I guess we'll just have to go somewhere else. Pity.

And I just remembered this!!!! When we lived in Scottsdale, Arizona, a new little restaurant opened called Long Wongs. Honest to God, it was a hot dog place. But they had awesome chicken wings!!! Mike even got the recipe. Since we've lived there they've added more locations, so if you're in the area... No tie-in with male anatomy as far as the employee's attire. Just good food for the whole family!

Michelle

Good for you Michelle!! Yesterday it was so, so hot here and we saw a rather fat man jogging without his shirt. I turned to my husband and said until that's legal for women it ought to be illegal for men.

"...boobs in your face are okay, but a penis on the premises is just TOO MUCH for the kids!"

hahahaha
sorry that just sounded funny..i tend to be easily amused :(

Michelle,
Your restaurant in Arizona made me remember that about 15 years ago there was an oriental restaurant across from the mall near my house. I am not making this up! The name of the place was Fuk Mi.

Jo, did you get a picture? That's a classic! By the way, I found Long Wongs on Google. Check out their website at www.longwongsonmill.com. You HAVE to look at their menu. The hot dog selections are priceless. And the kids can order a wittle wong!

It looks like this location may have closed, but there are others out there if anyone wants to try the wings!:) I suppose I could just make some, but they're such a mess with having to get out the deep fryer. Definitely not a naked cooking moment!

Michelle

Michelle,
Yes, I do have a picture. Want me to send it to you?

Yes!

fuk mi? long wongs? my gosh some restaurants are brave

Michelle,
Picture sent!

Michelle,
I drove by that former restaurant tonight. The building is still there, but the sign is gone (thank goodness). Houston has no zoning restrictions AT ALL. They are redoing the shopping center so the building should be torn down soon.